SARCASTIC CROW MERCH FOR BIRD LOVERS, GEN Z , CHAOS ENTHUSIASTS AND PROFESSIONAL FEATHER RUFFLERS!

SARCASTIC CROW MERCH FOR BIRD LOVERS, GEN Z , CHAOS ENTHUSIASTS AND PROFESSIONAL FEATHER RUFFLERS! •

BREAKING NEWS!

CROWS HOLD GRUDGES

FOR 17 YEARS!

A cartoon crow with a mug of beer in front of it and feathers blowing in the air.

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You bet they can - it’s a fact! They’ll never forget a face and teach their offspring to hate you too. Impressive, right?

You think you’re petty? - hold our beer and scroll on…

Feather your Nest with our Flock of Favorites

ABOUT

We make gear for the chronically “grudge-y”. Mugs. Tees. Hoodies.

We’re inspired by a bird that sees all, remembers everything, and isn’t above ruining your wedding day for a minor slight. (see photo at right - our Chief Crow Officer on his wedding day. It didn’t end well. For him. Not the crow. The crow was fine.)

We turned vengeance into apparel. You're welcome.

A man in a suit standing at a crosswalk by the beach with a traffic light nearby. There are comic-style speech bubbles saying "Aha! My next target!" and "What a beautiful day!"

Whether you refer to them as crows, ravens, rooks or jays, please join us in our respectful admiration of the Corvidae family and send all comments, questions to info@crowsholdgrudges.com

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